. >>> the government is trying to level the playing field, literally, when it comes to school sports. in order to qualify for federal money, schools will be required to give disabled kids access to sports. many are calling it the biggest change to school athletics since title ix expanded opportunities for women. >>> a small dog got stranded in the middle of a lake in los angeles. but rescuers were afraid that he would puncture their fraft. so, they created a zip line to bring him back to shore. >>> finally, a human that needed rescuing after an embarrassing episode was caught on camera. it's texting while walking mishap. she is tuxs and goes into the canal. >> is that from 1980? >> like the zapruder film. this woman is like the lara spencer of england. so, doubly embarrassing. >> how so? >> she's a well-known, beloved public figure. >> i thought it was that you knew i'm very klutzy. >> not making any insinuations. >> you know me. that could happen. >> you're right. >>> let's get to "pop news." >> i will. and i won't fall. we begin with a first look at ashton kutcher as the last apple